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HA. The story of my life…
Fun Fact: Until I was, uh, 18?, I thought Martha Stewart owned Martha’s Vineyard. Like, I thought she lived there with her servants and made jam and walked her dogs and everything was perfect because it was her island and she could do anything she wanted! She was Queen of Martha’s Vineyard! I didn’t realize you could go there as a civilian. And then I moved to Massachusetts and everyone was like, “Ohmygod, I can’t wait to go to the Vineyard for the Summer!” and I just sat there and nodded whilst imagining Martha’s Special Forces shooting people as they rafted over to her Island. But thank goodness for Google, because one day I learned the truth.
Actually, having been born and raised solely in California, I guess I don’t blame myself for just assuming a similar story for most of my life. But boy, did Dylan laugh so hard when I asked him, “Wait… so Martha Stewart lives in Martha’s Vineyard, right?”
And then I googled and found this funny blog post. Oh boy, I bet @KyleFord is headdesk-ing right now as he reads this. ;-)
I mean… did you even know Martha’s Vineyard was an island??? I never had a reason to look it up, so sue me.
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